Social Networking

Welcome to 2013

If you have friends, but no money…you are depressed about unemployment.

If you have a job, but no friends…you are depressed about not having friends.

If you have friends and you have a job, but you have social anxieties…you are depressed right before hanging out with friends.

If you have no friends because you have social anxieties…you are relieved to stay at home.

If you have no job because you have social anxieties…you are relieved you don’t have go out and spend money.

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